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Bringing a Smile To You
"My Cozy Cottage"



Six-year-old Angie and her 4-year-old brother Joel were 
sitting together in church.  Joel giggled, sang and talked 
out loud.  Finally, his big sister had had enough.

"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."

"Why?  Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See 
those two men standing by the door?  They're hushers."

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as 
he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking 
the mike cord as he went.  Then he moved to one side, 
getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before 
jerking it again.

After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third 
pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets 
loose, will he hurt us?"

A little boy was in a relative's wedding.  As he was coming 
down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to 
the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's 
side).  While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up 
like claws and roar.  So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, 
step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing 
so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.  The little boy, 
however, was getting more and more distressed from all the 
laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached 
the pulpit.  When asked what he was doing, the child 
sniffed and said,
"I was being the Ring Bear ..."

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