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Some Things To Ponder

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?

Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already know you're coming?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why don't they just use fattest man in the world for a hockey goalie?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why was Evelyn Wood in such a hurry?

What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?

If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it considered a ham-hock?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If I save time, when do I get it back?

If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?

When they asked George Washington for his ID, did he just whip out a quarter?

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

Think about it